当中国人骂人用英语时,你拦也拦不住!最重要的是要有自信!

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中文拥有500千年历史博大精深,所以很多时候想要准确地把她翻译成英文都会觉得非常困难,尤其是遇到那些成语或谚语的时候,更不用说遇到诗句的时候,翻译起来简直是要命啊!

▼但是,这名高颜值的中国总理御用「学霸美女翻译」向世人证明:「别赖中文难,那是你英文太弱!」

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所谓输人不输阵,在看了学霸美女翻译这么牛B后,很多人也抢着来露一手!这里就挑出当中翻译得最神的20句!

▼1.

We two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁阿?

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▼2.

How are you? How old are you?

怎么是你?怎么老是你?

▼3.

You don’t bird me, I don’t bird you too.

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你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

▼4.

You have seed I will give you some colour to see see, brothers! Together up!

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

▼5.

Hello everybody! If you have something to say, then say! If you have nothing to say, go home!

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有事起奏,无事退朝

▼6.

You me you me.

彼此彼此

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▼7.

You give me stop!

你给我站住!

▼8.

Know is know, no know is no know.

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知之为知之,不知为不知

▼9.

Watch Sister

表妹

▼10.

Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse son can make hole!

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龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

▼11.

American Chinese not enough.

美中不足

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▼12.

One car come one car go, two car peng peng, people die.

车祸现场描述

▼13.

Heart flower angry open.

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心花怒放

▼14.

Go past no mistake past

走过路过,不要错过

▼15.

小明:I am sorry!

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老外:I am sorry too!

小明:I am sorry three!

老外:What are you sorry for?

小明:I am sorry five!

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▼16.

If you want money, I have no, if you want life, I have one!

要钱没有,要命一条

▼17.

I call Li Old Big, toyear 25.

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我叫李老大,今年25。

▼18.

You have two down son.

你有两下子

▼19.

As far as you go to die!

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有多远,死多远!

▼20.

I give you face you don’t wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

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▼最后和大家分享自信英语的始祖——张全蛋!

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